very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
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