so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Come on in and take your pants off
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