Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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