So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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