Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I am midnight drunk by noon
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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