guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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