She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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