He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Found your dick twin last night
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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