Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Randomize
