I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
We don't watch enough power rangers
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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