This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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