sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
He better not be in your backpack
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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