I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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