We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
please don't ironically join a cult
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