I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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