So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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