He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Dear god my vagina.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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