i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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