Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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