Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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