their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i think i have herpe
just one?
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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