Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
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