Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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