so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize
