we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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