This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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