I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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