i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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