I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Randomize