Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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