fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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