but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Randomize
