If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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