i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
