He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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