He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
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