Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I am available for nakedness
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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