Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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