So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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