Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
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