You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Randomize
