so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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