Where are you?
In a non slutty way
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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