Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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