Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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