I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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