He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
YAS. BRING CRAB.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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