He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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