i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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