i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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