i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
