So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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