Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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