Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Randomize
