her vagine was all disorganized.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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