i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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