My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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