this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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