I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
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