how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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