I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
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